Digest on Malaysian News

Pak Lah was seated next to a little girl on an airplane that was leaving KLIA. He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Pak Lah, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know', said Pak Lah, 'How about who is going to win the next election?'

'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Pak Lah thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

The little girl then asks, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss who is going to win the next election when you don't know shit?'