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Tuhan Allah (God) was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"




God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, “and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of yellow-skinned people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice. This one produced Durian, while this one will produce Grapes."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, pointed to a land area and said, "What's that?"

"That's the Town of Petra Jaya, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful rivers, mountains, streams, lakes, forests, and hills. The people from the Town of Petra Jaya are going to be tanned and handsome, modest, intelligent, humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about Balance, God? You said there would be Balance."

God smiled, "There's Putra Jaya. Wait till you see the idiots I put there!"

Stolen from: Comedy+

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